Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Brief Warning

We here at Trees and Woods.com want to make it clear that if we ever find out who is impersonating long-time friend of the magazine Desmond, they should by all means flee the city immediately. This kind of shit just … Continue reading

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GOALIES Reunion

Good news for all concerned as the near-legendary Glasgow punks GOALIES announced they had reunited, three years after the sudden death of drummer Desmond Price who was found dead in his Woodlands flat, crushed under the weight of a collapsed … Continue reading

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DIVORCE / SMACK WIZARDS underneath Every Bridge in Scotland, 22/05/11

This pandemic whereby you can no longer pass under a bridge without being assailed by Divorce’s Christian Punk is both very unlikely, and completely real. I can’t really see myself getting sick of it but can I just say, I … Continue reading

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SOCIAL CIRCKLE at The 13th Note, 23/05/11

And so it went that I donned my gladrags and stoated along to the 13th note to witness Social Circkle’s “big dick style rock show”, as the flyer that had made its way to my coat pocket advertised. I prepared … Continue reading

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A Clarification

Many, many, many people have been wondering what it was we meant by ‘Dibnah-Core’, as mentioned in our Food Critic Franke De Reticence’s all-together abrasive review of a political rally held in Wintersgills by GHC abortion Flags Braised. Here’s a classic to … Continue reading

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FLAGS RAISED at Wintersgills, 13/05/11

Groundbreaking ‘Dibnah-core’ 5-piece Flags Braised launched their new EP “Sex Tips for Dogs” in an evening that, while bloodied with charm, was ultimately utterly devoid of musical content. By the time acclaimed armonica player Desmond Prince got on stage, the time … Continue reading

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SMASH THE LANDLORD! MAKE FUN OF HIS KIDS! – A.C.C.AJ

The seven piece ska-party insult have released a new single and made it available for free online. It’s called Smash the Landlord! Burn his Property!, and you can have a listen below. Mild-mannered bass sax player Desmond Prince told us … Continue reading

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NACKT INSECTEN at Mono, 10/05/11

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I do not know a single thing about Nackt Insecten or music, but here are some things that I definitely do know. It is very hard to ignore a frothing, twelve-foot locust, particularly when he appears to have something … Continue reading

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BRITISH ART SHOW 7, 21/04/11

Well I suppose the obvious question here is why are we only now uploading a review of the first of seven exhibitions hosted by what appears to be a shabby version of the Freemasons more than a fortnight after it … Continue reading

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PAWS at Watermelon, 05/05/11

After the release of ‘My Mother Says a lot of Things’, the atmosphere is understandably moist tonight in anticipation of the men from Fife’s first show since the events that have reshaped the live scene, and indeed the entirety, of … Continue reading

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