ALREET TROOPS. My wee brother recently found himself in contention with this man over the pronunciation of the word ‘Accio’, which is of course ‘Ah-key-oh’ and I don’t care what any wankstain says (My brother is the user ’21stCenturyPanda’, with the second most liked comment, after the gut-bustingly funny ‘this guy probz has a blow up Hermoine doll’ which is an INACCURATE JEST because as we all know Harry Potter prefers small frumpy redheads several years his junior. So get it up ye ye fanny).
THERE WAS ALOAD OF BULLSHIT ABOUT AMERICAN PRONUNCIATIONS AND STUFF AND I STOPPED CARING QUITE QUICKLY until this guy came along;
@arrykins Right & Rowling is British so it’s also the correct pronunciation. It’s our language in the first place, stop butchering it for ease of use. ‘Harry Potter & The Sorcereror’s Stone’? Is a philosopher such a difficult concept for an American audience that a sorceror seems more likely? Twat.
The dialectical abilities I encounter on the internet never cease to stun me into orgasm. I really was going to review the review of the new Harry Potter movie. It was gonna start with ‘who the fuck does this overblown asshole think he is’ and ‘he doesn’t even live in Glasgow anymore’ but really. For my money there’s not gonna be anything quite as bad as this that isn’t HP-based hentai, or genocide.
OK COME ALONG NOW. TIME TO GROW UP.