Right so seriously, no shit, I saw a busker with a dog that was COLLECTING THE MONEY FOR HIM. HE STOOD THERE WITH THE CAP IN HIS MOUTH and you could just DROP YOUR COINS RIGHT IN THERE. ‘THIS IS COMEDY’ I screamed as I hurled a penny at the poor pooches forehead, at which point some fucking cop told me to simmer down or he’d have me taken ‘doon-toon’. Fuck you officer!
I wanted to take a picture of the guy but he threatened to punch fuck out of me if I did so instead i’ve put up a picture of a painting of some Japanese Lion dogs which I think are so cool and I wish I had some to scare off the police with.
I’m having a really good time so far.
– Bill Lynnot