‘THAT-PERSON-ON-THE-INTERNET’, 25/06/12

Mad shit. Just, mad shit.

TRULY WONDERFUL STUFF FROM EMERGING MUNDANE-CORE TALENTS ‘THAT-PERSON-ON-THE-INTERNET’, NOW IN FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT AND OFFICIALLY IN CAHOOTS WITH ‘THE MAN’, WHO I’VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED IS MY BROTHER’S BEST MATE! HIS NAME’S RHYS, GOOD WITH A HAMMER! ONLY DISAPPOINTING THING HERE IS THAT KIDNEY NONSENSE – I’VE HAD SEVEN OF THE TASTY LITTLE BUGGERS REMOVED SINCE I BEGAN WORK AT THE AGE OF 6, AND NEVER MISSED A SHIFT – GOTTA GET THE CASH TO BUY ‘EM BACK FROM SOMEWHERE!

GREAT POINT WELL MADE – GET JOBS, GET KONY! I’D BETTER GET OFF TO WORK BEFORE THE KEEN LITTLE TYKES GET MY OWN JOB! BEWILDERING, OTHER-WORLDLY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WIDER SITUATION GETS A ‘U’ FOR ‘UPTOWN TOP RANKING’! YOU’RE FIRED!

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About Xavier Boucherat

Journalist / Writer - www.cargocollective.com/jxb1
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