Author Archives: Xavier Boucherat

About Xavier Boucherat

Journalist / Writer - www.cargocollective.com/jxb1

THE PRINCE IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE PRINCE. 1956 – 2012

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RIP DESMOND SHAWMAN PRINCE

It is with no small amounts of regret and bewilderment that we unhappily report the passing of Desmond Shawman Prince, formerly Desmond Becirbecovic. The precise circumstances are unclear, however according to reports, Prince’s home was broken into just after half … Continue reading

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Doune the Rabbit Hole 2012

The annual charity romp made headlines earlier this year when the strict ‘dogs-only’ policy was overturned by a small, enigmatic court of law located deep underground in the Carron Valley, thus transforming the normally jovial, shaggy event into a carnival-cum-circle-jerk … Continue reading

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JULY DIGEST, VARIOUS VENUES, PARTY TIME, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, EVERYWHERE

WELLLL IT’S been emotional but i’ve finally come down off of that one ecto i took around the end of June. It’s been a marvelous summer thus far! Here are some highlights – BUGGERINFUCK AT MERCHANT CITY ‘FESTIVAL’, 13TH NOTE … Continue reading

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‘THAT-PERSON-ON-THE-INTERNET’, 25/06/12

TRULY WONDERFUL STUFF FROM EMERGING MUNDANE-CORE TALENTS ‘THAT-PERSON-ON-THE-INTERNET’, NOW IN FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT AND OFFICIALLY IN CAHOOTS WITH ‘THE MAN’, WHO I’VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED IS MY BROTHER’S BEST MATE! HIS NAME’S RHYS, GOOD WITH A HAMMER! ONLY DISAPPOINTING THING HERE … Continue reading

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‘BUS ‘Y’ BITE’ CAFE, PERTH BUS STATION, 12/06/12

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO PERTH? I HAVE. HERE’S A CAFE I SAW OUTSIDE THE BUS STATION THERE. THERE IS MUCH TO BE SAID ABOUT IT. SPECIFICALLY, IT’S THE WORST PUN IN THE TAYSIDE CONSTABULARY’S REALM OF REMIT.  CONTRIVED, SELF-INSISTENT, … Continue reading

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MILK MUSIC, ULTIMATE THRUSH, VOM @ ARC, LAST SATURDAY

Shocking scenes last Saturday when one concerned citizen attempted to lock what he considered to be the finest in glasgow culture within a practice space cum venue named after a vessel within which one historical figure attempted a similar manoeuvre following a global … Continue reading

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ANDREW WK @ KINNING COUNTY ACTION CENTRE, 14/04/12

Awkward territory this. Prior to attending, I had a serious chat with my mother about how I hadn’t been to a decent party in months, but she was unsympathetic. Respite only came when she promised that if she won the … Continue reading

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42ND WOOD-CORE POST, TODAY, NOW

  I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

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JOSEPH AND THE KONYS, ALL OVER THE FUCKING WEB, ALL THE TIME

More shite mediacore pandering to every other facebooking-feel-good-funster looking to take on the white man’s burden. Get real you fucking arseholes, the internet is not your lawless domain and the day you got that bullshit into your head was the … Continue reading

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