Category Archives: Lies

Doune the Rabbit Hole 2012

The annual charity romp made headlines earlier this year when the strict ‘dogs-only’ policy was overturned by a small, enigmatic court of law located deep underground in the Carron Valley, thus transforming the normally jovial, shaggy event into a carnival-cum-circle-jerk … Continue reading

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ANDREW WK @ KINNING COUNTY ACTION CENTRE, 14/04/12

Awkward territory this. Prior to attending, I had a serious chat with my mother about how I hadn’t been to a decent party in months, but she was unsympathetic. Respite only came when she promised that if she won the … Continue reading

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CARNIVAL CUT-PRICE CRUISES CONTINUE TO GIVE LEG-UP

With the launch of the latest member of the COSTA FUN BOATS family, Carnival Cruises have cemented their position on the horns of the cash-cow that is the unpowered, unnavigated open mic night cruise. Their model of herding aspiring stars … Continue reading

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GLASGOW CITY COUNCIL BINMEN VS. COPS, 28/02/12, JAMAICA STREET

Shocking scenes today when the copsĀ challengedĀ local funster and waste-collector MC ‘Soft James’ to a freestyle battle in broad daylight when the legendary rhyming-rubbishman (not to be confused with MC Wasteman, also making waves in the lucrative refuse-collection-rap game) told the … Continue reading

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SKRILLEX, 31/01/12, MY FLAT

I think the old adage of ‘Comedy’s comedy, but when it stops being funny, it ceases to be comedy’ holds up quite well here. -Ingvar Dogman

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SOMEONE HAS ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN. WHY IS IT WE MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES TIME AND TIME AGAIN? DESMOND PRINCE WAS ACTUALLY FIRED FROM THE T-I-W-C TEAM ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO SO THAT JULIO WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN … Continue reading

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THAT RUSTIE SONG AFTERLIGHT KEN?

SOONDS LIKE SOME PURE MAD BAWBAG SWAGGING ABOOT ON THE FLOOR WITH A FUCKING TRUMPET KEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SHIT? I DID AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS – ‘BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWA-BWA BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH’. … Continue reading

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WE AWAIT FAT JANITORS EMPIRE! AN INTERVIEW WITH JANNY

This week, with the theme of the public sector strikes in mind, we spoke to our favourite remedial worker Janny of the excellent Fat Janitor, who puts in a solid ten hours of hating the system every day. Good on … Continue reading

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BONFIRE NIGHT @ SOUTH SHIELDS, 05/11/11

The opening night for the South-Shields based experimental art-funk night NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE went off without a hitch last night, despite the attempts of three ex-Royal Marines to interfere with proceedings using their patented banana mask-boke. As it was, … Continue reading

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ISSUES – KORN

Bloody. Good. Album. – Julio ‘Mind the Gap’ Iglesias

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