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Doune the Rabbit Hole 2012

The annual charity romp made headlines earlier this year when the strict ‘dogs-only’ policy was overturned by a small, enigmatic court of law located deep underground in the Carron Valley, thus transforming the normally jovial, shaggy event into a carnival-cum-circle-jerk … Continue reading

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JULY DIGEST, VARIOUS VENUES, PARTY TIME, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, EVERYWHERE

WELLLL IT’S been emotional but i’ve finally come down off of that one ecto i took around the end of June. It’s been a marvelous summer thus far! Here are some highlights – BUGGERINFUCK AT MERCHANT CITY ‘FESTIVAL’, 13TH NOTE … Continue reading

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ANDREW WK @ KINNING COUNTY ACTION CENTRE, 14/04/12

Awkward territory this. Prior to attending, I had a serious chat with my mother about how I hadn’t been to a decent party in months, but she was unsympathetic. Respite only came when she promised that if she won the … Continue reading

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JOSEPH AND THE KONYS, ALL OVER THE FUCKING WEB, ALL THE TIME

More shite mediacore pandering to every other facebooking-feel-good-funster looking to take on the white man’s burden. Get real you fucking arseholes, the internet is not your lawless domain and the day you got that bullshit into your head was the … Continue reading

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CARNIVAL CUT-PRICE CRUISES CONTINUE TO GIVE LEG-UP

With the launch of the latest member of the COSTA FUN BOATS family, Carnival Cruises have cemented their position on the horns of the cash-cow that is the unpowered, unnavigated open mic night cruise. Their model of herding aspiring stars … Continue reading

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SKRILLEX, 31/01/12, MY FLAT

I think the old adage of ‘Comedy’s comedy, but when it stops being funny, it ceases to be comedy’ holds up quite well here. -Ingvar Dogman

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CRY PARROT NEW YEAR FEST, 12/01/12 @ SLEAZY’S

UN CADAVRE? MORE LIKE UN DESASTRE! GOD OF THE DRUM? MORE LIKE GOD OF THE BUM! SBG?MORE LIKE STD! SKULLWIZARD? MORE LIKE FARTWIZARD!

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THAT RUSTIE SONG AFTERLIGHT KEN?

SOONDS LIKE SOME PURE MAD BAWBAG SWAGGING ABOOT ON THE FLOOR WITH A FUCKING TRUMPET KEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SHIT? I DID AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS – ‘BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWA-BWA BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH’. … Continue reading

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ISSUES – KORN

Bloody. Good. Album. – Julio ‘Mind the Gap’ Iglesias

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MY REVIEW OF THE TIME I PRESSED THE QUESTION MARK BUTTON ON A TRAIN-TICKET SELF SERVICE MACHINE, 28/10/11

I needed a train into town because I’m too big a shit-flap to ride a bike. So after chowing down on an uncooked Frey Bentos I lolloped over to the platform to have some fun with the self service machine, … Continue reading

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