Category Archives: Live Reviews

Doune the Rabbit Hole 2012

The annual charity romp made headlines earlier this year when the strict ‘dogs-only’ policy was overturned by a small, enigmatic court of law located deep underground in the Carron Valley, thus transforming the normally jovial, shaggy event into a carnival-cum-circle-jerk … Continue reading

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JULY DIGEST, VARIOUS VENUES, PARTY TIME, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, EVERYWHERE

WELLLL IT’S been emotional but i’ve finally come down off of that one ecto i took around the end of June. It’s been a marvelous summer thus far! Here are some highlights – BUGGERINFUCK AT MERCHANT CITY ‘FESTIVAL’, 13TH NOTE … Continue reading

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ANDREW WK @ KINNING COUNTY ACTION CENTRE, 14/04/12

Awkward territory this. Prior to attending, I had a serious chat with my mother about how I hadn’t been to a decent party in months, but she was unsympathetic. Respite only came when she promised that if she won the … Continue reading

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JOSEPH AND THE KONYS, ALL OVER THE FUCKING WEB, ALL THE TIME

More shite mediacore pandering to every other facebooking-feel-good-funster looking to take on the white man’s burden. Get real you fucking arseholes, the internet is not your lawless domain and the day you got that bullshit into your head was the … Continue reading

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SKRILLEX, 31/01/12, MY FLAT

I think the old adage of ‘Comedy’s comedy, but when it stops being funny, it ceases to be comedy’ holds up quite well here. -Ingvar Dogman

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CRY PARROT NEW YEAR FEST, 12/01/12 @ SLEAZY’S

UN CADAVRE? MORE LIKE UN DESASTRE! GOD OF THE DRUM? MORE LIKE GOD OF THE BUM! SBG?MORE LIKE STD! SKULLWIZARD? MORE LIKE FARTWIZARD!

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MY REVIEW OF THE TIME I PRESSED THE QUESTION MARK BUTTON ON A TRAIN-TICKET SELF SERVICE MACHINE, 28/10/11

I needed a train into town because I’m too big a shit-flap to ride a bike. So after chowing down on an uncooked Frey Bentos I lolloped over to the platform to have some fun with the self service machine, … Continue reading

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MY REVIEW OF MY EXPERIENCE AT THE BOX OFFICE, Udderbelly Pasture, 03/08/11

And so it was that I rocked up to this porta-cabin in Bistro Square full of trained otters to get a few breakfast gins, but they had other ideas. They offered me tickets to Paul Daniels, and a large selection … Continue reading

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GLASGOW MEGA BURRITO @ Mono, 25/06/11

I was actually at Mono when young glam-prog upstarts Mega Burrito rocked up at mono, furs an all, and started setting up a battered P.A on stage to assault the sensibilities of everyone present. This is all done with bowel-busting … Continue reading

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TENNISCOATS @ Garnethill Community Centre, 18/06/11

Much-loved petty criminals Cry Parrot took a huge risk last Saturday when instead of booking something so meagre as a headline band to play at Garnethill Community Centre, ‘Where all your dreams come true simultaneously’, Fielding ‘Shifty’ Hope transformed two … Continue reading

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